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somethin kinda neat i found out…if you ignore a problem for long enough, it either goes away or ruins your life. so 50/50. pretty good odds.
bobby
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- time to go viral by writing an obvious thing in all caps a bunch of times. repeat after me. IT'S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD. IT'S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD. IT'S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD. IT'S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD. IT'S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD.
- chipotle guy: i didn't charge you for the guac. me: oh cool thanks man. chipotle guy: no i'm saying i need your card back. me: chipotle guy: so i can charge you. me: chipotle guy: for the guac.
- dogs are so cool man they're basically just cartoons you can hang out with
- it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.
- let's all kill ourselves. i'm serious.
- it's cool when you don't have to work for a few days in a row and you start to feel like a human again and then sunday night hits and you go oh yeah. I Am But A Cog In The Great Machine.
- tiktok zoomers love the "corn kid" song which is the most doggo bacon early 2010s internet humor imaginable. sorry children you've become your worst fear, your moment in the sun is almost over.
- dick maskMatthew McConaughey shares inspiring 4th of July message: 'Wear the d*** mask' yhoo.it/2ZDf6Aj
- when it's extremely hot outside and you buy a nice italian sandwich and go home and eat it in the air conditioning with a cold soda and some potato chips and your dog gets to have a couple potato chips too. what could be better than that.
- i can hear my wife two rooms away singing to the dog a song called "best friends club." it's about how she and the dog are in the best friends club and i'm not in it. men have to be so strong to put up with this sort of treatment.
- when you're on vacation and you come back from the beach with a slight sunburn like you feel it but it doesn't hurt really and you shower and get dressed up "vacation formal" so you can go out to a kind of good but not amazing italian restaurant. that's a top 10 human experience.
- wife said she she only likes "the plain doritos" and i said Do you mean nacho cheese or cool ranch? and she said Just the plain ones and i said Do you mean tostitos? and she said No i mean plain doritos. what is happening. what is going on.
