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JACOB EVERETT
@blauer_geist
Editor-In-Chief & Publisher of APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL @APCON_MAG | private: @blauer_priv
Portland, OR
Joined February 2012
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    "On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep, ⁠Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, ⁠As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?"
    ANNOUNCING: AMERICAN BESTIARY 🇺🇸🦅🎆💀 "We are gathered here at twilight’s last gleaming to commemorate the 250th birthday of the United States of America..." w/ guest editor @bradkelly artwork: Robert Voyvodic Deadline: June 14 apocalypse-confidential.com/2026/03/30/ann…
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    panic attack during a CT scan 🤘💀🤘
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    I’ve always considered the U-turn to be the least dignified traffic maneuver.
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    Hope the pilots have a solid working dynamic and strong interpersonal communication skills
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    In 2004 police were conducting a training exercise in the catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully equipped cinema and tavern. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
    You will never convince me that this paris catacombs are normal
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    let’s win the games again
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    Replying to @evan_thayer
    Slowing down just enough at a red light as it turns green so you neither have to press on the brake nor the gas. Just pure flow.
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    Forget it, Jake. It’s Tomato Town
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    Teenagers at a party in Tulsa, c. 1967
    Replying to @JamesLucasIT
    3. Teenagers at a party in Tulsa, 1947
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    when a man smokes indoors, he starts getting ideas of how he'd fix this world, which is why they had to ban indoor smoking