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- I’m doing the Stanford Prison Experiment for my bachelorette party
- Was shit talking little cesears in front of my bf and thought about this pic and stopped dead in my tracks
- He didn’t like my Instagram story
- I went to bar Oliver after work and I’m wearing all black and someone mistook me for a waiter and asked me if they can order the papas bravas with aioli and I was nervous to correct them so i just went to the kitchen. And told them and they were like “ok”
- Me: hello ☺️ I’d like to apply for the job! I have relevant experience, a digital portfolio, and letters of recommendation Employers:
- Anytime people are like I can’t have a kid because the world is ending I’m like my kid is gonna be the chillest, coolest guy in the Great Famine of 2045
- I'm not a "hot girl" I'm a thirty year old lady so don't talk to me before l've had my freakin’ coffee 😂
- god forbid a woman has dope ass swag
Yes I was behind the DJ booth but only as a cultural anthropologist- every time I see this video im like omg those are my friends!!
