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- When my ex & I split up. We lived together but slept in separate rooms. She poked a very tiny hole in my air mattress. Admitted this months later & said every time she’d hear this noise she’d get a nice laugh bc I had to literally blow it up every night.why is the internet so accurate and funny
00:00 - The A in my name stands for Absolutely the fuck not.
- My gf has the cutest professional voice. Talks to me like a pimp but that’s beside the point.
- Getting accustomed to a mediocre love is wasteful. You deserve big pressure, that heat, a passionately extravagant, considerate love. The bar is in hell, pick it up!!!!
- This woman so fine. I be wanting to do a back flip when I see her
- Lmfaooooo is y’all serious?!?Sisterhood is important. 🎀
- Lord, I have seen what you’ve done for othersI don’t think I can ever get use to this. her and I aren’t dating (we don’t even flirt). But every few days she drops a bag on me (unprovoked) I think I have a sugar mama fr 😭
- Fumbling me is nuts. I bring the entire table and the house it’s in.
- Like marry and have kids with me gay.I like my bitches GAYYYY
- Replying to @_GodHerselfSo petty but so on brand I couldn’t even be mad lmaoo
- I like my bitches GAYYYY
- Replying to @blancoroman21. No harm done or beef. Wasn’t a toxic space. She’s not evil just petty 😂 2. Both happily still separated. 3. We had a lease together so needed to tough it out for a few months. 4. I did get a real mattress at some point lol
