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Looking hotter in your 30s than in your 20s is exactly the flex you think it is.
Blake
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Blake
@blakes_online
Long Island, NY to NC
- saying retard and gay is so back
- employer: “you’re hired, salary is $36k” me: ”I was hoping for $50k” “we have coffee on tap and a casual dress code” “that’s great bu-“ “FOOSBALL TABLES AND TREADMILL DESKS” “please calm do-“ “DOGS AT WORK, HAPPY HOURS, FREE FUCKING SNACKS, MILLENNIALS LOVE THIS SHIT”
- if I had a time machine I would go back to the 2002 spooky island sugar ray concert
- Alcohol stereotypes: Vodka- alcholic Beer- you love sports or wear skinny jeans Rum- you rarely shower Tequila- you live for attention Gin- depressed Wine- narcissist Whiskey- you need to prove you’re not a pussy Sambucca- you love a good sunday gravy
- Replying to @itsnadsBBThe first three or four times I heard this it was funny, but you gotta have some new material by now
- Between these two, tough call
Okay let’s see everyone’s favorite mirror selfies :p - you: capicola and prusciutto me, an intellectual: gabagool and prushoot
- Life of a Long Island Commuter: Wake up pissed Get shoved into LIRR train Do some things at a desk for bread Shove roses pizza/beer up your ass Get back on train Look miserable Spend your extra money on bagels Have a family to spice things up. Rinse. Wash. Repeat. Die.
