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nesrin danan
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nesrin danan
@blackprints
photographer ✨ instagram - blackprints
- just had to go on one of my old phones to find something and when i tell you the head rush of seeing this little bird was better than drugs
- “i voted for tr*mp because i cant afford groceries!!!” best of luck affording veneers when your teeth fall out from his plan to defluoridate the us water system
- the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight… he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok
- name a more successful rebrand than mayonnaise becoming aioli
- most men wouldn’t survive the way we discuss them in the groupchat
- “you unfollow people over politics?” i unfollow people who post their ugly boyfriend too much
- there are SO many men at the gym??? it’s like they haven’t heard that a timothee chalamet pete davidson jack harlow type is in demand now.. y’all go home and get funny
- was just at a dinner w my friends and as we were leaving uber prices were insane so they all just called their boyfriends to pick them up. like what if i was suicidal
- thinking about the french girl i met at a club in paris who, when i asked her what she does, responded “i love to go dancing and enjoy restaurants” like slay girl and that’s a full time gig fr
- so annoying having friends with real jobs what do you mean you’re busy at 2pm on a monday :/ i wanna hang :/
- unfortunately had to remove two people from my close friends this week 🙏🏽 one of them was trying to fuck me and made it weird. and one of them wasn’t trying to which pissed me off
- my loyal story likers will all be invited to my wedding
- sometimes a dirty chai isnt enough i need a slutty filthy little whore chai