just overheard a guy walk into the bathroom and say "showtime" to himself as he sat down on the toilet
james ๐งโโ๏ธ
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james ๐งโโ๏ธ
@bitchvibrations
what the fuck? I'm not a social worker. music fairy, psychological drama queen, enfant terrible (terrible baby), load-bearing twink ๐ธ and header by @kdgriffit
Joined August 2016
- I have to confess I'm obsessed with jojo siwa. I have no interest in her art, but the uncanny valley of anticharisma wherein she lies is endlessly fascinating. a hey mamas lesbian who still dresses like she's on dance moms. imagine if miley did bangerz w the hannah montana wig onJesus Christ on a plastic sign
- hentai. what's so confusing about thatwhat do they have in common like what do they talk about i want to know
- imagine saying "some of us have mental health issues" to MITSKI
- my dad was a mailman and had a psychotic break and did this and it was lowkey the realest thing he's ever doneif i was a mailman i wouldnt deliver the junkmail. i would have honor
- omg babe ๐ณ your whole empire of dirt?
- every time I watch a movie that blows me away I read about it screening at cannes and it's like "hundreds of people walked out, dozens started throwing up and seizing, 3 fatalities,"
- ideal TV couple: two of the most beautiful actors I've ever seen, wild passionate chemistry, both dumb as a fucking post
- I saw goody proctor dancing at the pink pony club
- trans men on grindr when you have the gall to hit on them
- love when the MTA announcer is high as balls on the intercom. my man really just said "due to the rain, and due to the wetness of the rain,"
- why yes I am a queer elder (watched the britney and madonna VMA kiss live)
thanks for coming to waffle house with me and sorry for showing you The Pattern
