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Billifer ๐จ๐ฆ
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Canadian-American dual citizen living in the U.S. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. I make beige look exciting. No DMs or lists please ๐
Joined July 2021
- You know whatโs more dangerous for children than Tylenol? Pedophiles. Release the fucking Epstein files.
- If you canโt yet see the 1933 Germany parallels, you either skipped history, or youโre disturbingly comfortable repeating it.
- This is not a parody account. Enjoy writing your rent check in Roman numerals, genius.
- America: where you need a license to cut hair, but not to be Surgeon General.
- Good luck wiping your ass in the dark, Lara.
- July 3rd, 2025: the day they stopped pretending the U.S. was a democracy.
- I think MAGA needs a refresher on how tariffs work.
- Never forget that Trumpโs new AG nominee, Pam Bondi, took in a familyโs St. Bernard when they were displaced after hurricane Katrina, and then refused to return him. The family had to sue, and it took 16 months before the dog was returned to them. Deplorable.










