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bijan
@bijanstephen
bijan.bsky.social / writer @compulsiongames, music critic @thenation, playing characters on @funcityventures
Lodoss, the cursed continent
Born August 5
Joined February 2011
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    hi! here's my hosting reel!
    00:00
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    ok baby names dot com go off
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    im just trying to piss. What the fuck
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    damn turns out the fascists were the fascists all along
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    man it would be so sick to live in precedented times
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    i wake up every morning and think “lol we’re so fucked” and then i just go about my stupid day. insane
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    got some ice cream the other day and they were selling loosie lactaid. genius
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    i've never seen a clearer explanation of plato's cave
    GIF
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    wow, turns out that money was the real Affirmative Action all along!
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    insanely bleak that the guy who tells me when and where i can get a ps5 or a 3090 is now informing me about where and when i can cop a binax rapid test
    BinaxNOW COVID‐19 Antigen Self Test (2 Count) available at Walmart ($14, regional availability) bit.ly/3n2uRxo #ad
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    getting high off this tweet
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    a city in kansas has managed to ban the concept of "roommates."
    I'M NOT SORRY BUT HOW THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL GONNA BAN PEOPLE LIVING TOGETHER. PEOPLE. LIVING. TOGETHER. im gonna throw up
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    psa: all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost
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    pete buttigieg is the best argument against "gifted kids" and "gifted kid culture" i've ever seen