Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr.
5,614 posts
Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr.
@bigmarcusbbq
Cheap Whiskey Punisher | Philly Sports Survivor | Vols | UKG enthusiast
Gary, IN
Joined December 2024
- I’m fully bought in on the Klubnik Heisman strictly on this alone. This is a generational talent at work
- I love all the hate I’m seeing on these guys on the BV rn. Everybody who has ever lived in a college town knows these type of guys are the worst people on the planet.
- The lion does not concern himself with “groceries”
- Genuinely one of the funniest reels of all time when you do the math
- This is the most normal looking dude on the planet why are so many of these accounts fucking dorks lmao
- “Been saying for years nobody does it like Sig Nu”
- Situationship is mad I had sex with her roommate. It’s so over. Maybe.
- Replying to @bigmarcusbbqI now am realizing this is not niche at all, but the ball knower description still stands.
- Know a dude who won’t go thrifting bc the clothes are used but his gf has 70 bodies
- Replying to @TheWeenier3 step process: 1: Drive over and have the time of your life with her 2: Go through her phone while she’s sleeping and delete everything she has on you 3: Block her on everything
- They said you’re washed ATO They said ATO can’t make statements They said ATO doesn’t fucking rip They said you got no bitches ATO HOW WILL YOU RESPOND
- No way to say this without sounding like a douche so I’m sorry in advance: Going to the bar with people who only go out to try and get laid but never actually get laid is literally the most hellish experience on planet earth
