Succulent Vanilla
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Succulent Vanilla
@biggpound
booking info: [email protected]
(i once used twitter business API to DM anyone that opens DMs with me. i cant change it, it doesnt show me the message)
- if u aint ever gleaned information from reassembling shredded documents u aint shit to me and it must be remedied sent from my iphone while driving
- da looted cupid im aiming my bow if u aint a being of love u see dis, den get beat to da flo
- i was in sports illustrated 10 years ago. they knew i was the goat then, but i’m bout to illustrate to these mfs why i’m the king of sports NOW. I got nothing but love for this game and will never stopYes, it’s really him. The man known simply as @biggpound, who wrestled on this past Thursday’s #RevolverSORROW. Is the infamously viral “Magic the Gathering Buttcrack Bandit” si.com/extra-mustard/…
- as you may have heard, it is my birthday. im only accepting presents in the form of stolen goods you get to keep the goods, i just want goods to be stolen on my behalf
- we drippin in the badlands u can get a backhand all will fall victim to frivolous cash scams
- airmax 90 bacon (bootleg of course) i must go on record and address something. atlanta streetlights blew out my fit but rest assured the pale pink and cappuccino ensemble set it to a different level
- i am here to save twitter, decriminalize booby trapping and extort nintendo into releasing the nintendo 65
- fuck "fight for 15" due to the ethical impotence and moral bankruptcy of my opponents, bigg pound hereby and henceforth fights for 20 i challenge ANY CEO to an on-the-clock skirmish so i can show them the true value of work
- some ask the question, what would Bigg Pound do? fear not. i have developed a rough guideline: -have rubber bands on standby -piss outside for the sport of it -defraud companies via refund grifts -love openly -acknowledge your lineage as the product of billions of years of sex
- you wizards cant beat a DC of 10 if she wit me then at least she a 10 2d10 wit the knuckles unarmed if it aint bout gold pieces, pound cannot be charmed
- drippin in yellowstone 10 bricks off da telephone da dishonest adonis: -don’t deliver on promises -suffer from sauce hydrolysis -in her mouth like an orthodontist
