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Brian Heater
@bheater
I'm a legitimate person. linktr.ee/bheater
Aysteria, NY
Born May 11
Joined August 2008
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    What if the President is right and Antifa is breeding 75-year-old super soldiers who fall over on command?
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    There's still beauty in this world.
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    A picture of Carl Reiner with daughter Annie and recent birthday boy, Mel Brooks all in Black Lives Matter shirts. Fourteen hours ago, he tweeted a multi-part appreciation of Noel Coward. Reiner turned 98 in March. That's a lot of time spent being a good human.
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    Since Yoko Ono is trending, it's a good opportunity to remind you that she's a fascinating musician and lifelong badass, and your jokes are old and tired.
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    The term "Gilded age" was coined by Mark Twain to describe an era of corrupt politics, monopolies and out of control industrialization. It's a reference to applying a thin layer of gold to a cheaper material. But yeah, sure, have a costume party with Jared Leto.
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    "In Wakanda, everyone had guns." - Killer Mike, bumming me out right now.
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    What Simpsons quote do you think about most often? Mine is probably "Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land. The amusement park of the future, where nothing can possi-blie go wrong. Possibly go wrong. Huh. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
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    I took the liberty of transcribing this masterful answer.
    01:13
    Jim Jordan tried to dodge a question about when he talked to Trump on January 6 and it did not go well
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    "I can't believe I lost," Besty DeVos, before an aide explained that 51 > 50.
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    Happy 100th birthday, king.
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    This is Donkey Kong's country, and we're all just living in it.
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