The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations ๐ญ
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my spirit animal is a raccoon
64, Zoo Lane ๐ฆ
Joined September 2020
- i would rather eat a packet of expression braids ๐ญ
- drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto ... it's not gonna happen ๐ญ
- I love you more baby ๐ฅนโI love youโ reply like an uninterested person. ๐
- Sexting is exclusive to literate peopleโฆ wdym you want to make me mourn? WHO ARE YOU PLANNING TO KILL???? ๐ญ
- thank you for the reassurance
- When you're wondering why nothing on your tl is funny only to realize you're on the "following " tab ๐ญ
GIF - I wish it were socially acceptable to hold a strangers hand when you're too scared to cross the road by yourself ๐ญ
- Running for governor in 2027 ๐๐พNeed a job that's high paying , requires minimal effort and little to no qualifications ๐๐พ
- The problem with most Kenyan films is that you can tell the actors are acting ๐ญ
- You may be having a bad day but just be thankful your uni doesn't send your grades to your parents ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
- You'll open a tweet with someone talking about the saddest shit ever & there is cooperative bank in the comments talking about some " mwaka wa kuforce inakaribia kuisha wadau " ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
- โThis you โ & itโs one of the prettiest girls youโve seen before ๐ญ
- This can't be the movie mammito refused to fight corruption for ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ


