lots of folks joking about this today. Here’s what isn’t a joke: if you are a big Hollywood producer and you can get The Rock on board, I’ll license Getting Over It to you for free. You can get Uwe Boll to direct it, cast Mark Wahlberg as the pot, whatever you like
AAA games: thankyou for saving the world. Take this, our most sacred treasure, a magical amulet.
The player: great, thanks! what does it do?
AAA games: it increases the power of your attack by 3% when your health is under 20%, but only if you are in the air
I hope the goose game makes literally a billion dollars, causing all the big studios to rapidly pivot their 2020 projects into harmless practical joke simulators.
A bit late to the party on this, but BlueMaxima’s Flashpoint is really incredible - basically one modest Windows download and you can play 38,000 flash games, completely searchable, automatic and free. So much culture saved from the jaws of death bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/