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Death! Now that I have your attention, I wrote about the surprisingly mortality focused “Sheep Detectives.” For @AngelusNews
Brendan Fraser Crane
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Brendan Fraser Crane
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Writer. Vatican II sicko, Dennis Duffy political theorist. Critics say I have the “stolen Columbo valor” of a young Mark Ruffalo.
- If this was in America it would take maybe 90 seconds for a decapitation.I'm fascinated by these. Paternoster Lifts. An open-doored elevator that’s on a loop, moving slowly and continually. Name inspired by a loop of rosary beads. This one is at #Prague City Hall...
00:00 - If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.
- An actual trad medieval peasant would have cut the throat of a thousand men before him to have access to pasteurizationFifteen different raw milk options available on the shelf at the store 3 block walk away. Every American should have this level of access to healthy nourishing food and local raw milk.
Readers added contextRaw milk consumption is linked to a number of foodborne illnesses that can result in serious complications and death. Drinking or eating products made from raw milk can expose people to germs such as Campylobacter, Cryptosporidium, E. coli, Listeria, Brucella, and Salmonella. cdc.gov/food-safety/fo… - Women love to be like “lol one time I dated a man who didn’t own underwear, he just cut two holes in plastic grocery bags. We dated for 11 months,” and think the story reflects more negatively on the guy.but this is the joy of dating men. they legit do not know things! and u get to teach them shit like “you can go back to sleep if you wake up in the middle of the night”. once a man didn’t know who his best friend was until I pointed it out! it’s so much fun
- The Hobbit to LOTR pipeline is hilarious in retrospect. It would be like if 20 years after Stuart Little was published, E.B. White slammed down 1000 pages about how Stuart’s nephew killed the devil.
- Bush administration had to manufacture a shoplifting scandal so the American worker could regain focusWinona Ryder in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
- Will admit I’m loving the slow roll, only theoretically disguised background gag of MrBeast being the antichrist.MrBeast explored the Tomb of Osiris, aka the Gateway to the Underworld, in his latest video He spent days traversing ancient Egyptian pyramids and documenting historical burial sites
- Ozempic is going to make the last decade of body positive media very funny. Like rats off a sinking shiphey so this is actually crazy
- I’m addicted to horrible prose so I found the tiktok and went to the comments and let me tell you I was not disappointed
- Mentally ill guy charged the priest today at Mass, was stopped before he got there by a wave of Latino fathers in tucked in polos who have been preparing and looking forward to this day all their lives
- “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” is the most American of songs, because it’s set up like a classic cautionary tale about pride leading to a fall but it turns out the fiddler actually is the best and his vanity is justified.
