when I was 12 or so my babysitter would always talk about this girl she used to babysit—how cool she was, how much she missed her—and it made me hate this girl out of pure childish jealously bc I wanted my babysitter to think *I* was cool. the other girl was Emma Stone however
the girl reading this :)
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- we’re about to meet the most evil man of all timeFinally!!! The DC season of Love Is Blind is premiering next month!
- if your comms director looks like this all your meetings are structured, your 1-1s are actually about you and your career progression, and you aren’t receiving emails after hours I can tell you that for freeThis is a Communications Director for the US department of the Interior:
- the world owes him a men’s loafer going 75 mph
- obsessed with the mailman putting my package in a full recycling bin which was promptly collected. just tremendous stuff
- I get it but sometimes you have to think about things like “what would it be like to work a day as a hotel housekeeper”Hotel check in/check out times will never make sense to me. You want me to check in when the day is almost over but I should leave the hotel EARLY?
- any headline about this should have to say that DHS was founded in 2002Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests getting rid of entire Department Homeland Security cbsn.ws/2S5PKqA
- the concept of a barstool flag at half-mast is fully sending me
- Replying to @bexual_healingbabysitter kept telling me this other girl was going to be in a big movie and I’d be like hm sounds lame and then I had to pretend not to like Superbad 😭
- they tear gassed my neighbor INSIDE their home for sheltering protestersReplying to @jstein_starUpdate from guy inside: “Smoke bomb and tear gas came in but we’ve kept door closed and home owner has said we’re not trespassing to the cops. Unclear what they’ll do”
- tip: when someone says this you’re allowed to point out that we count prison populations when drawing electoral mapsPete Buttigieg says incarcerated felons should not be allowed to vote #ButtigiegTownHall cnn.it/2USJtTZ
00:00 - Jerry Seinfeld lands in Israel in show of solidarity. THANK YOU!Readers added contextThe photo is from Seinfeld’s 2018 visit. This is from his current visit: x.com/n12news/status…
- Replying to @SusmariosepAnakI have an entire shed that’s listed as my safe delivery spot as well!















