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Putting together a thread-of-threads on options and derivatives. It's kind of hard because I never tag them with the stupid thread symbol (i hate it). If you have others of mine you like can you append them to the end please?
Benn Eifert 🥷🏴☠️
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Benn Eifert 🥷🏴☠️
@bennpeifert
Hedge fund manager (volatility/derivatives), QVR. Personal account. Oathbreaker paladin and Nightreign princess bodyguard. Chief Investment Officer of Antifa.
San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2011
- "I made Roblox. Give me the launch codes"Replying to @gmchariszhang and @aidan_mclauSilicon Valley built the modern world. Why shouldn't we run it?
- Sam Altman is a fascinating new type of person -- someone who is transparently a sociopathic liar and grifter and immensely unlikeable to 99% of humanity, but within Silicon Valley tech bro circles is viewed as incredibly charismatic and visionary
- if you're worried about birth rates, try asking young couples how they feel about the amount of maternity and paternity leave they get, how affordable they find child care and housing and family health care
- The people who built Silicon Valley and changed the world in incredible ways are gone. Much of the current generation are hype mongers, asset gatherers, get rich quick gurus, ponzi schemers and corrupt oligarchs.
- I was told by so many rw bros who heard of the IMF for the first time today that Argentina was an economic miracle under MileiBREAKING: IMF approves new $20 billion bailout for Argentina
GIF
Update: ChatGPT has lost 42 of 44 trades it's made It is now down $7200 over the last week- in all seriousness, this should be 100% illegal, that's not big government telling people what they should or shouldn't do with their money, that's saying you shouldn't be incentivized to burn down Santa Monica to dig yourself out of your gambling debtwhat could go wrong with running betting markets like this?
- why do farmers need bailouts when tariffs make us richTrump is considering a bailout package for American farmers to shelter the domestic agricultural industry from his tariffs: NYT
- Fully automated, agentic money-losingintroducing Syntex - your own ai trading copilot. it’s cursor for trading. sign up below to get access:
00:00 - "Mom, how did we get so rich?" "Your father democratized access to private equity for retail investors to find exit liquidity for trillions of dollars worth of unsellable assets, sweetheart. Eat your Cheerios"
- The President of the United States$TRUMP going vertical on news The President will host a dinner with the top 220 holders of his meme coin.
- President of the United States launching Solana scamcoins out of a Delaware LLC and pumping them on Twitter, and you think he is going to "set our country on a more sustainable fiscal and economic path" you are clowning yourselves so badly
