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benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
@benjimadness
the sweetest person you will ever meet; good-time pianist; exceedingly normal; I'm already your friend
cleveland, ohio
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Dec 4, 2024
    I promise you DoorDashing is way scarier for the driver. Sitting in your home while someone is momentarily outside is not scary. There's basically no room for danger to you in there. I'm the one walking up to a stranger's door late at night like come on
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Apr 1, 2025
    you're not going to like the Thing that Happens when the American petit boug touches the stove
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    attractive wastrel is at AC
    @UrbaneUrban
    Apr 1, 2025
    wanting Something to Happen with the tariffs is a reasonable desire, imo. the American people need to be made to touch the stove or politics here will remain exactly this dumb.
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Mar 11, 2025
    Replying to @laserboat999
    we had a guy we had to ban because he kept going afk and letting creepers blow shit up. he's a sex offender now
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Sep 30, 2021
    Replying to @kombuchatruther
    Professors will send emails that say "ya sound gud bro Sent From My iPad"
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Feb 1, 2025
    Replying to @Sturgeons_Law
    Unfortunate for books though lol
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Jul 6, 2022
    there is fundamentally nothing to do for free, especially after like 7pm when you can't even wander remaining local stores anymore. movie theatres are gone, malls are half-empty, no arcade, no roller rink, there are bars i guess, but that's hardly fulfilling and certainly
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Mar 10, 2025
    Replying to @genlusoflove
    he was basically painting this. buffoonish kitsch that's not even tasteless enough to be interesting
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Sep 17, 2023
    Replying to @awildmaxdisapp1
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @JakeLandauTO
    I have room for the globe's oppressed masses cheering on the suffering of the American labor aristocracy, but you are Canadian so honestly fuck you. You're just as evil and fucked as us
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Sep 2, 2024
    Replying to @esjesjesj
    it's not even this I don't think, it's just that it was easier to tune out population segments before the internet. there still aren't actually that many transgender or autistic people in comparison to the whole population. it's just that some demand attention now
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Aug 13, 2023
    Replying to @ch1w33th3d0g
    unironically i believe you shouldn't smoke till after 5pm, just like drinking. i don't always hold to this rule, but i always feel bad when i don't
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Apr 1, 2025
    Replying to @gfaunaa
    and it's not just that no one is gonna get what they deserve, but if shit really kicks in a lot of innocent people are going to die probably. or it never hits and prices just creep upward forever
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Jan 27, 2025
    Replying to @shreyabasu003
    i'm bringing wokeness back the theys and thems should tell us how to act
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    benjijijijiji πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ˜­
    @benjimadness
    Sep 19, 2024
    Replying to @butleriano
    technology that makes people's lives better in simple, but major ways on a routine basis is such an obvious social good. i find people who want to larp as some sort of pre-industrial culture because it'll give them more "community" really confusing.
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