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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Jason, ex Inferis
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
- -Jeffrey Dahmeri can't stop eating dates omggg
- I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional
- I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.
- Friend: I’m poly. Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!
- Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.
- I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.
- Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.
- Every time we have an eclipse, I hear someone say, “This won’t happen again for another 150 years,” but then the shit happens every year and a half.
- When a doctor would ask if you drank or smoked and you replied yes, the vibe always shifted
- I bought 6 apples and without knowing, my gf bought 10 apples. She gave 3 away to our neighbor and honestly I didn’t think this sort of thing actually happened.
- The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression
- Microdosing hell by living in America
- Pleading insanity in small claims court
