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Ben Smoke

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Ben Smoke

@bencsmoke

your dad's favourite lay 💅🏼 writer + vibes creator // rep'd @MillyReilly // [email protected]

London

bensmoke.com

Born February 20

Joined September 2013

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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Jan 29, 2020
so... i wrote this for @VICEUK. its about where i grew up+ trying to find salvation amongst memories of domestic violence, rape, bullying+ loneliness. its quite raw +personal+ im quite scared about sharing, so please give a read + a share! (TW: everything)
Home Coming: Sheppey Island and the Great British Caravan Park
From vice.com
Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Feb 7, 2021
i simply do not understand how it is humanly possible to stay on top of exercising and eating and cleaning and washing and admin and work and keeping in contact with people whilst also having time to 'sleep' and 'rest' how are the rest of you people doing this
Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Jul 14, 2024
good morning!
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Oct 6, 2025
what bastards, trying to deliver baby formula and aid to a group of starving people!
Jake Wallis Simons
@JakeWSimons
Oct 6, 2025
They are so convinced they’re the good guys, aren’t they
Gary McQuiggin
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Gary McQuiggin
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Oct 20, 2022
flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it
Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Oct 1, 2024
UNPROVOKED!! are u fucking high!!
Robert Jenrick
@RobertJenrick
Oct 1, 2024
Tonight we have seen a terrible and unprovoked attack against Israel by Iran, the world’s chief sponsor of terrorism. There can be no more appeasement. We must stand shoulder to shoulder with Israel, our ally, just as we have with Ukraine. All the support necessary to win this
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Mar 10, 2024
no rings, kids all have their fingers crossed, weird blurring on charlotte’s cuffs, leaves on the trees despite it being early mach - i’m sorry but they’re just asking for us to go full katespiracy at this point
The Prince and Princess of Wales
@KensingtonRoyal
Mar 10, 2024
Thank you for your kind wishes and continued support over the last two months. Wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day. C 📸 The Prince of Wales, 2024
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Nov 13, 2024
in an exceptionally crowded field i don’t think there’s ever been a more embarrassing man than elon musk
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Jul 4, 2024
hope this queen is having a phenomenal polling day
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Jun 18, 2024
turning does feel like quite a pivotal part of driving a car
Sky News
@SkyNews
Jun 18, 2024
Self-driving cars are safer than those driven by humans, except when it is dusk, dawn, or the vehicle is turning, according to a new study. Read more 🔗 trib.al/vKyw6o6
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Dec 5, 2023
sure she’s been left broken and bereft by this news nick
Nick Adams
@NickAdamsinUSA
Dec 4, 2023
Dua Lipa is single, but I’m not interested. The singer has been quoted as saying, “Transphobia is the neighbor of misogyny.” No woke women for me. I’ll pass on dating Dua Lipa.
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Oct 30, 2024
in a shocking twist, climate change is infinitely more disruptive and deadly than the actions of those trying to thwart it! good job we threw them all in jail though!
Gerry Hassan
@GerryHassan
Oct 30, 2024
Valencia this morning. A jaw-dropping 343 mm of rain was recorded in just 4 hours yesterday, between 4:30pm and 8:30pm.
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Sep 2, 2024
no harm to anyone involved but i would get so fucking bored standing there clapping for a quarter of an hour, like honestly who can be arsed
Ramin Setoodeh
@RaminSetoodeh
Sep 2, 2024
Pedro Almodovar and his new muses Julianne Moore and Tilda Swinton land an unbelievable 17-minute standing ovation at #Venezia81 for ‘The Room Next Door,’ the longest stretch of clapping I’ve ever seen at this festival.
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Ben Smoke
@bencsmoke
Aug 25, 2025
i’m old enough to remember people on here categorically denying israel would *ever* attack a hospital…
Sky News
@SkyNews
Aug 25, 2025
BREAKING: The Israel Defence Forces has confirmed it carried out the airstrike on Nasser Hospital in Gaza, which has now killed at least 20 people, including several journalists. Live updates: trib.al/9lTntfi 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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