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Ben Boven
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Ben Boven
@benboven1
I write romantic comedies and apocalyptic romantic thrillers like this one: a.co/d/58Ce1gS
- "Don't you people have jobs?" -- Me yelling at everyone for driving around on a Tuesday afternoon while I'm driving around on a Tuesday afternoon.
- If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn't get scratched, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy.
- 20's me at a concert: "Woohoo!" 40's me at a concert: "I'm surprised there's grass on this field at all. All this beer spillage can't be good for the turf. Must be Fescue. I don't think Bermuda could take this abuse."
- Lifehack: Buy a single banana at the grocery store. They let you and that's all you really want anyway.
- I accidentally switched my banking app to Spanish but apparently I have hella pesos so I'm staying.
- The best part of a Dolly Parton presidency would be the Dolly Pardons.
- I'm not too old to do cool stuff, I just need to do it at a reasonable hour.
- Welcome to your forties, when you start saying things like "This store isn't open yet? It's almost 7am!"
- How is the tagline for the new Fast and Furious movie not "Fast 10 Your Seatbelts?"
- If you adjust for inflation, a first edition Natalie Merchant album is now worth 32,000 maniacs.
- Pears are apples that tried harder.
