Just saw someone say they got the ick from the way their bfs body flailed around when they got in a car crash
blanco
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blanco
@beerdefeater
nice guy. visual artist.
- Every time a rave girl does ketamine a horse has to go into surgery awake
- “Fuck Tyga, Kylie belong to the streets on gang. Can’t trust a triflin ass bitch. Travis next album finna slap no cap 💯💯💯”
- Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles
- Finished my dr pepper before I finished eating x.com/Rackz0/status/…
- If you nut in 2 minutes from doggy style that’s actually 14 minutes in dog minutes
- This is how I hug my buddy when he makes an unannounced appearance at the bar I’m atto this day this is still the most insane and intimate hug ever shared by two people
00:00 - White people see 6 IPA’s available on draft at the bar and start doing the worm
- Replying to @beerdefeater“You scared my dog” buddy you’re yelling and dragging that mf around
