Facebook is "down". Instagram is "down". You know what's never "down"? Beef.
Beef & Dairy Network
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Beef & Dairy Network
@beefanddairy
Winner: Best Comedy at British Podcast Awards 2017 & 2018. For those involved or interested in the production of beef animals & dairy herds. By @benpartridge.
Joined September 2015
- Anyone describing last night's Oscars as "violent" has never been to the British Beef Council Annual Dinner and Barn Dance.
- New episode out today! Featuring the actor @TedDanson 🤯, the actor @mrdavidreed 🦷, the actor @SueHarrison123 🎧, the actor @NatashaHodgson 🤪, the actor @markturetsky 🎙️ and the actor @LinneaSage 🐭. The loaves must be made. maximumfun.org/episodes/beef-…
- Today the show is FIVE YEARS OLD! 🍾🍾🍾🥛🥛🥛 A huge thank you to everyone who's been on the podcast over the past five years - you're all amazing. When we started, we took this awful photograph, so last night we went out to take this new, maybe actually worse, photograph.
- If you're in the UK and struggling to get petrol tonight, simply fill up that tank with rich beef gravy. It'll absolutely fuck up your engine but the smell will be divine.
- Imagine being able to pick a favourite.A man has proposed to his girlfriend by writing on the side of her favourite cow bbc.in/2onGikg
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Hyundai i10.An intrepid driver has made it through a flooded road in Edinburgh. i.stv.tv/3TOx7Wy
00:00 - Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's: ~ At the cattle market ~ Running for election to the executive council of the Bovine Farmers' Union ~ Buying bull semen online ~ Shoulder-deep in a pregnant belted galloway ~ Dealing with a bovine TB outbreakMen, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's: ~ At church ~ At the farmer's market ~ In the library ~ In a bookstore ~ Sipping a whole milk latte in a cute cafe ~ Baking sweet treats for loved ones ~ Spending time in nature
- We know it can be hard to recommend B&DN to friends. Hard to explain. So here's a guide. 1. Put one hand on their shoulder. 2. Look deep into their eyes. 3. Whisper... ... ... ... "It's the Netflix of beef".
- We are sad to learn of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. We remember her steadfast promotion of British farming and of course her appearance on the Cheese & Onion Christmas special where she hurled a piping hot beef flan at Harold Wilson. R.I.B.
- It's time to open the first door on the Beef and Dairy advent calendar! What's behind that little door? It's beef.
- A total bovine eclipse. Traditionally this heralds a catastrophic event.
