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Beany Tuesday
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- Imagine being the wife of the scientist who named this
- She blew herself up like majin vegeta to kill a bunch of poachers
- Of course an Italian made it
Jesus with his extra wreath of abs - [Robert Oppenheimer, hands clasped behind back, standing in front of the newly completed atomic bomb] Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds... [another scientist who worked on the project] me too
- Itโs so funny to create an animal prison and then add a special feature that allows the animals to take revenge on manThey armed the orangutans
- DM: At bar you see a cloaked, hunched over man. He wears a crown of bone and blade, surrounded by three sentient rings of fire. His arm is made of steel. Players: who else is in the tavern DM: uhhhh theres a goblin named Sam Smorkle Players: I want to talk to Sam Smorkle
- When I was growing up I had an autistic cousin whose special interest was gerrymandering. He would spend like 70% of his free time designing these super detailed maps of states and counties, and on his 18th birthday two dudes in black suits showed up and I never saw him againWhat opinion about "parenting" will have you in this position?
- Seems like a good time to remind people about the Santino
