brandon 🦊
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- If the cost of a single thing that I purchase goes up by even $0.01 after January 20th you better believe I am not going to shut up about it for four years
- why does 8pm at your parents’ house feel like 2am
- Philadelphia bravely answers the question of what if St Patrick’s day was Italian
- people talking about an orv*lle p*ck face reveal as though that man’s entire wiener is not posted on the internet
- few experiences are more Philly than being honked at for stopping at a stop sign by a bumperless Nissan Altima with no plates
- Replying to @charlidamelioWhy haven’t you deleted that stupid ass tweet yet
- saw the first video and then checked her live… I’m literally tears watching this
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