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We need to normalize a parent parking lot beer after kids sports games.
Brandon Broxey
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Brandon Broxey
@bbroxey
Here for a long time, not a good time. Repping @sportivepodcast & @MtkaMonarchs & #dadball & @bestbuy.
- Mulch buying guide: use an online estimator to see how much mulch you need. Then double it. Buy that same amount during each of 11 separate trips to Home Depot and boom - you're halfway done. #mulchjokes #justterrific
- Taking my son to the Wolves game tonight to teach him the importance of being angry at things entirely out of your control.
- Impressive pancake block of that straw man.If we take down all of the statues of people who were not perfect we will be left with nothing but statues of Jesus.
- Crave is reliably average at best but I keep going back because I can't get enough of how overpriced it is.
- So true. Here are my 3rd grader’s SEARING words after being told he has to wear a mask during his basketball games: “ok, whatever.”A state order requiring high school and youth athletes to wear masks while practicing and competing is not going over well with a group of state legislators and supporters of the Let Them Play MN Facebook group. Update from @pklauda and @David_LaVaque startribune.com/minnesota-legi…
- Having your 3rd grader make the last-minute, game-winning layup on the wrong basket is a level of heartbreak I do not recommend. 0/10 stars please avoid.
- LIES. I'm a nearly 40-year-old who still plays baseball. I can tell you with authority that if Costner was throwing 84mph with that weak-ass rickety delivery then I'm Aroldis Chapman..@BillSimmons sat down with actor Kevin Costner who shared just how he got through the filming of 'For Love of the Game' where he had to pitch about five to six hours 😳😳😳
00:00 - Yesterday ruled. My 12yo’s team won the little league state championship to advance to the Regionals in Indiana. Friday night, 7pm EST, broadcasted on ESPN+. 🔥🔥🔥
- The best way to read this guy’s tweets is in the voice of a 17-year-old deep thinker who just took a huge bong rip.Getting emails about a "Save our Restaurants" movement in Minnesota. Do you know from what/whom we are trying to save them?-The government. Think about that for a minute.
- Y’all pour one out for my grandpa. An Iowa country boy who turned his family farm into a huge thriving business. Ever-curious, loved to fish and play cards, stoic but friendly to all. Caught Alzheimer’s and then the COVID that took his life. Tough end but a wonderful life. RIP.
- ADULT SPORTS!!! Won the state title today. Absolute blast, never gets old.
