Plague dies at 132°F so literally all we would have to do is put the weather machine at that temperature for ONE minute. ONE MINUTE! We would all be really musty but it’s literally just one minute... then boom! Pandemic over
A California resident has tested positive for the plague.
Health officials believe they caught the disease from being bitten by an infected flea while camping.
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Plague remains part of U.S. wildlife (particularly in the rural West) and isn’t a new threat. Although the phrasing “tested positive for the plague” sounds alarming, the U.S. averages about 7 cases annually.
~7 plague cases per year
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plague exists in U.S. rodent populations
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