pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
kayla
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my cats name is thisby
chicago • she/they ♡
Joined October 2011
- every day seth rogen wakes up, logs onto twitter, shows everyone the cool vase he made today and then simply bullies ted cruz to death and i just want to say i’m very proud of him
- a seventeen year old murderer hanging out maskless at a bar in a state he still does not live in wearing a shirt that says “free as fuck” it would be such a shame if this blatant bail violation got sent to the DA :/In case you were wondering, Kyle Rittenhouse is hanging out (maskless) in Wisconsin bars after killing two people
- what’s the dumbest thing a customer has gotten mad at you for? i’ll start, last week i had a woman yell at me for putting a straw in her soda cup because “we need to save our oceans” and then proceeded to order a $55 party boat of raw fish because this is a fucking sushi bar
- not everyone who has been sexually assaulted immediately recognizes that is what happened to them. it can take days or weeks or even years for someone to realize what happened to them was not okay. believe victims rather than questioning why it took so long for them to speak up.
- she literally could have posted a high definition picture of her clit and still would not be asking to be raped, you anime avi piece of shit
- I'm a: ⚪️meat eater ⚪️vegan 🔘vegetarian And I: ⚪️am afraid of confrontation ⚪️will discuss this rationally 🔘ain't fuckin scared of him
- nothing screams “i don’t understand my privilege” more than a white girl tweeting “you know you can vote for different parties and still be friends right :)”
- "did not stop" is a weird way to spell rapeKodak Black 'did not stop' as female victim repeatedly said no, investigators say. sunsent.nl/2gxLBII
- not to be rude but if you’re under 18 stop using body positivity as an excuse to tweet your nudes that’s literally child pornography lol
- i mean this with absolutely all due respect but the concept of giving birth to a baby with a head That Fucking Big really sets in stone for me that i will never be having childrenlil milk big milk
- list of states that i am not 100% convinced are actually real: - rhode island - wyoming - delaware - connecticut probably - definitely not montana - does anyone actually live in idaho or is it empty
- imagine thinking edward was hotter than jasper could honestly never relate
00:00 - Replying to @baz00peri muted this so i can’t see the quote tweets anymore but the lesson here is that no matter where you work i think you should have the right to have one day a year where you can yell back at a customer for being absolutely fucking stupid thank you goodnight









