My wife said I can buy a PS5 to get the new College Football game, and she’ll handle the kids all weekend if this tweet gets 10k likes.
Please. Help me be a bad father this weekend.
Sir Barnsalot
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Sir Barnsalot
@barnsalot
The prince of barning, come to save. Auburn alum.
Auburn, AL
Joined September 2021
- Calling it now, Texas A&M is going to win this game 31-30.
- Nothing says “Coach of the Year,” like having 3 active players involved in homicide.Congrats to Coach Oats who has been named a finalist for the Jim Phelan Coach of the Year award. #RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball
- Replying to @barnsalotJust so everyone is on the same page… Yes, I called the largest comeback in Texas A&M school history when it was 30-10. Thank you for witnessing my greatness.
- Imagine have 3 players involved in a murder case, and then the team celebrating a game by pantomiming a gun, and the song saying “get the gat.”
- Lebron going to Miami and leaving Cleveland was a “villain,” move. 3 players involved in a homicide with literally ZERO repercussions for 2 of them isn’t a charming sports “villain,” story. It’s abhorrent. And everyone outside your program sees it.We embrace the villain role. Everyone hates us. It’s nothing new.
GIF - If Alabama had suspended Brandon Miller for 2 games in the middle of the season & Nate Oats had said “we expect better decision-making,” 90% of people would have accepted that & moved on. By pretending they were 100% transparent & blameless, they created their own PR firestorm.
- YouTubeTV cannot survive without ESPN and its programming. ESPN and Disney are evil companies hell-bent on squeezing every last dollar out of consumers. Both things are true.
- I’ve had @YouTubeTV since it was $49.99/mo. Now it’s basically double. Your product is the best in the market, but only if it has the programming. If I don’t get to see Auburn play football tomorrow, I will cancel and sign up with @GetSpectrum Time is ticking.Members, when we renew our contracts with network partners, we advocate for fair pricing to offer you the best TV experience. Our contract with Disney has reached its renewal date, and we'll not agree to terms that disadvantage our members while benefiting Disney’s TV products.
- I… uh… I’m sorry Oklahoma. I was familiar with your defensive game. Your front 7 is very good.If Auburn scores fewer than 20 points this weekend, I will issue a public apology to Oklahoma for not being familiar with their game.
- Dear refs, Enough with the flags. Sincerely, Every Auburn and Oklahoma fan.
- Bama decommits & transfer over 2 weeks ☠️ 5 ⭐️ Ryan Williams 5 ⭐️ Jaime Ffrench 5 ⭐️ Amari Niblack 4 ⭐️ Shawn Murphy 4 ⭐️ Earl Little 4 ⭐️ Roydell 5 ⭐️ Dez Ricks 4 ⭐️ Antonio Kite 4 ⭐️ Isaiah Bond 4 ⭐️ Zion Grady 4 ⭐️ T. Ferguson 4 ⭐️ Shazz Preston 4 ⭐️ Jake Pope +10ish others
- Replying to @JackBDannYou misunderstand. No one should expect the 55th pick to actually be good or contribute. But the media was telling us he could be #1 overall. Which is insane. Cause he’s not good and he won’t ever contribute.
- Florida low-key might be the best team in the country.
