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barcacenler
@baracenler
PARODYYYYY
Camp Nou, Barcelona
Joined December 2018
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    Congratulations to Gigio and Alessia who have just had their first child.
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    Making sure everyone knows he wasn’t in the bus at that time. My goat moving like a politician
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    Rolled the dice for a WC and I think he’s satisfied with the call he made I sometimes wonder where he would be if he opted for the surgery instead..
    🚨 π—‘π—˜π—ͺ: Samuel Umtiti is set to RETIRE from football at 31 years old!
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    They were doing an all La Masia pic you DUMBO
    Ousmane Dembele is the perfect definition of Hardwork.
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    ⚠️Iker Casillas has been arrested drunk in the Madrid capital after he downed seventeen Budweiser bottles sent by Leo Messi. (@sidlowe)
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    Is he supposed to score one every day or what?😭
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    Entire South Delhi and Mumbai lobby waiting for Faye D’souza to post something dumbed down and neutral so that they can share it and pretend to be politically and socially aware
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    ❗️Atletico Madrid pulled out after hearing that the competition would award 0 points for a draw. (@ETDefence)
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    Footballers have the responsibility for atleast 50 people close to them for life and they have a 15 year window at best barring any injuries, they have every right in the world to chase the bag
    With Ruben Neves moving to Saudi Arabia in his prime, we have to realize that not everyone works because they love the job and want to have recognition for their passion, some people work to earn as much money as possible, and that’s okay.
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    ❗️Only Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal are left in the ESL as they can’t afford a lawyer. (@BetterCallSaul)
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    BREAKING: Messi’s contract details were leaked by Mateo Messi after the former refused to buy him an IPhone 12 Pro Max. (@piersmorgan)
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    Thank you Messi because of you no stats ever look impressive to me
    37 goals & 21 assists. Zielu, Kvara & Victor. Campioni d’Italia. πŸ”΅πŸ†
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    Messi has every team from every sport on this planet asking him to join them and Ronaldo couldn't get 2 football teams to fight for him dkmm 😭😭
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    ‼️ Someone has thrown a grenade at FC Barcelona offices. (@ffpolo)