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John Thyroid
3,453 posts
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Joined April 2017
- We got married btwSecond week on the job. Coworker told me good morning. I think sheโs into me
- This would fuel me for approximately 15 minutesFuel for the day
- People donโt say โIโm thirstyโ anymore they say thisfuck my beverageless drinkcel life
- I have never seen a homeless person with Down syndrome
- Donโt be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol
- โThe skin is the largest organ in the bodyโ well itโs the 2nd largest for me. If u know what I mean
- โHi welcome to Donaldโs what can I get started for you?โ โIโll have 4 McGroypers, two Freedom Fries (hold the seed oils), a side of America First Sauce and a Diet Cokeโ
- Just got promoted at my job with a major automaker. Iโm the guy responsible for replacing all physical buttons with a touch screen that has a 5 second delay
- I was molested by Tim Walz behind an Arbyโs in Coon Rapids, Minnesota in 2014 and the Democrats are trying to silence my story
- Homeless people when you offer them food instead of cash
- It probably feels good af to drive a Subaru to an REI
- Second week on the job. Coworker told me good morning. I think sheโs into me








