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John Thyroid
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John Thyroid
@banay_john
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Extremely Online
Joined April 2017
- We got married btwSecond week on the job. Coworker told me good morning. I think sheโs into me
- This would fuel me for approximately 15 minutesFuel for the day
- People donโt say โIโm thirstyโ anymore they say thisfuck my beverageless drinkcel life
- I have never seen a homeless person with Down syndrome
- Donโt be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol
- โThe skin is the largest organ in the bodyโ well itโs the 2nd largest for me. If u know what I mean
- โHi welcome to Donaldโs what can I get started for you?โ โIโll have 4 McGroypers, two Freedom Fries (hold the seed oils), a side of America First Sauce and a Diet Cokeโ
- Just got promoted at my job with a major automaker. Iโm the guy responsible for replacing all physical buttons with a touch screen that has a 5 second delay
- I was molested by Tim Walz behind an Arbyโs in Coon Rapids, Minnesota in 2014 and the Democrats are trying to silence my story
Homeless people when you offer them food instead of cash- It probably feels good af to drive a Subaru to an REI
- Second week on the job. Coworker told me good morning. I think sheโs into me
