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Balm Beach 🏝️
@balmbeachco
Welcome to Balm Beach. Pioneering The Aesthetic Renaissance. Home Of The Signature Tallow & Mango Based Balm. Now Hiring (Physiognomy Based)
- If you want to maximize your health, you need to be using beef tallow. Here is everything you need to know about God's favorite fat: (THREAD)
- Just applied for a job at this tallow skin care company. Their first interview question: "when was the last time you sprinted?" I told them I am sprinting right now. They responded: "based." I think I got the job, ma.
- Mew all day. Better facial structure. Better oxygen flow to your brain. Aesthetics & Performance
- When the waiter says they don't carry Primal Kitchen dressings:
- You after: > cutting out seed oils > sprinting everyday > leaving work to stare at the sun > eating beef > telling your boss you can do more pull-ups them him (ha, you're your own boss) > telling chicks you put tallow on your skin
- When she says she loves Ethereum, wears sunscreen (the bad kind), is invested in Beyond Meat, eats Sweet Green for lunch, and tries to avoid red meat:
- There is a version of you that always eats the right food. There is a version of you that never misses a workout. There is a version of you that does the difficult thing. You can bring that version of you to life, right now. Make the choice.
- As A People, We Will Return To Tallow 💪🏼Prior to the 1990's, McDonalds' famous french fries were cooked in Beef Tallow. A millionaire (who believed saturated fat was the root cause of heart attacks) campaigned for McDonalds to switch to a "heart-healthy oil." Consumers immediately noticed an impact on the taste.
