It seems like they're both trying to act like a straight woman lol
alex harper ♃
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- Jupiter stations direct tonight. Don't waste it. Dream your dreams. It's the best night of the year for manifesting, ceremonies, new beginnings, reaching for visions of the future.
- "If you work hard, Saturn will reward you." Brain dead take tbh. Saturn wants you to lie, cheat, steal, conceal, obfuscate and confuse, break your promises, cast your oaths into the dirt, and betray the people you love.
- Mental stability, ranked by Moon sign, from worst to best: 1. Virgo 2. Scorpio 3. Cancer 4. Taurus 5. Libra 6. Pisces 7. Gemini 8. Aries 9. Aquarius 10. Sagittarius 11. Leo 12. Capricorn
- They can see that the child's soul and ether body are not yet entirely contained within the physical body. This happens gradually over the first ~5 years of life.
- This is how you know an astro girlie is DEAD SERIOUSdeleted his birth chart, done fr
- Alice In Wonderland is full of occult concepts; the book itself is a spell.
- Gemini and Sagittarius are the best oppositional pairing of signs in the entire zodiac, bar none. Sag and Gemini are the bffs of the zodiac. Truest example of the union of opposites, the commonality among inversions.
- Does your city have a river running through it? If so, there's probably a lot more occult activity near you than you may suspect.
- To everyone attempting to avoid a relationship during the upcoming Venus retrograde: Why are you wasting the Venus retrograde?? Venus rx is a glow-up, usually Besides, if you do get some toxic relationship, that's more karma that you've just burned thru Win-win






