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I like to get on treadmills next to women and instantly start sprinting to let them know I am an apex predator
Jake Milkshake
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Jake Milkshake
@bagmonsta
Mentally Handicapped. Alcoholic. Love my dog. Vols.
Japanese Internment Camp
Joined May 2022
- Roommates are gone for the weekend I can smash the fat chick and no one will know
- how the fuck yall be wearing hats and just be able to take them on and off whenever you want Once I put a lid on it’s a full day commitment or else my hair looks so retarded when I take it off
- Minorities, open the Dasher app and start your engines fellas.
- The European mind trembles in fear at the sight of such a diverse American eatery
- Just got added to a snap group chat with the 2 girls I was leading on #killingmyself
- Gave a cool looking squirrel some of my granola bar while walking back from class
- Buddies girlfriend going as “Hooters Girl” for Halloween
