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Him: I like dangerous girls. Are you dangerous?
[Thinking about that time I played Jace into two open blue mana]
Me: You could say that
Rachel Agnes
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Rachel Agnes
@baetog_
✨ Global Pub Lead @riotgames for Riftbound ✨. Phyrexian Princess. Opinions & bad deck decisions are my own.
Joined September 2015
- mtg guys have 0 excuse for not having communication skills because I’ve seen you all announce every single game action, phase, and trigger like your life depended on it
- Your boyfriend/girlfriend should never be your first priority. Your first priority should always be Magic: The Gathering.
- This is the tweet of a brand new *senior* brand manger for Magic: The Gathering.
- If you think girls are dramatic wait until you see him draw the 10th land
- I have an air fryer and Magic: The Gathering cards. I literally do not need you.
- My mom during the #PepsiHalftime show: “Look they’re 6 feet apart and wearing masks. Way to go mr. weekend.”
- I miss going on dates with guys and watching the light in their eyes completely disappear when they realize I’m better at their nerdy hobby than they are.
- I’M ENGAGED!!!!
- If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from winning at MTG, not relationships.
- Pros of dating a control player: -she’s good at brainstorming -she can divining top -she loves vacations on islands -she’s patient Cons: -she says no to everything and kills you slowly
- There are two types of MTG players: 1. It’s already turn 4 2. it’s only turn 4 And they marry each other
- I got called pretty today. The full phrase was “you’re pretty bad at Magic” but I’m only focusing on the positive today