“If it wasn’t for the baby”
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charlie
5,243 posts
charlie
@badgal_cd
as a wise woman once said. surfbort.
Joined October 2014
- i sit in the middle and cross my legs, very demure, very mindfulYou get on the metro & this is the only empty seat left, wyd?
- Bro we’re all dudesThe top is supposed to take care of the bottom in a relationship.
- Replying to @jamesdnmnnNo one is more obsessed with gay sex than straight men and i’ll die on that pole x
- dipping my £8 pret chicken caesar baguette into the thamesWent to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
00:00 - in a men dot com videosomeone pls cast them as brothers or something i'm begging
- 25 years 🥰🥰🥰
gay relationships never last… - Ladies, prior to tonight you were asked to name three black celebrities
- said ‘go piss girl’ to my friend’s straight boyfriend and he went ‘i’m a bloke?’
- told my mum and said ‘so i won’ and she went ‘well he’s the one in a relationship’guy who dumped me to get back with his ex girlfriend now has no hair and bad tattoos
- “i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay??? im a Lamborghini ??? I’m a Hollywood star ??? I’m a little bit tipsy when I drive my car ??
- texted my favourite couple yesterday to ask when they were next free and neither of them replied. turns out that’s because they were getting MARRIED
