This mf dashing through the snow fr.
Why did I expect it to start flying
TheThickest™️
241.6K posts
TheThickest™️
@badgalTG
I’m literally just here to giggle and tweet about dorky shit.
The Country, AL
Joined May 2021
- Y’all be sending “good morning” texts to people who got fucked the night before by someone who wasn’t you.
- Means you beat the odds. She ain’t plan to fuck you.
- Talking to a nigga’s friends ain’t the flex women think it is.
- If I bring you some hairy pussy, I definitely didn’t PLAN on giving you any. Ya beat the odds.
- Niggas don’t even require you to bring anything to the table except be fine and not annoying. Lmao
- Y’all be on here arguing with folks who call the clitoris a “click”.
- Being a man sounds ass. Ya’ll just pay for everything, suppress emotions, and die.
- I admire men’s ability to detach. They move on easily like they didn’t spend years with a person.
- People over complicate casual sex. Let’s grab a bite to eat + a drink, share some convo and some laughs, have some bomb ass sex, and part ways.
- Dolph disrespect gone get you unfollowed today.
- • Save some fucking money— you will need it. • Don’t have children. • Get into fitness and health. Establishing that routine will help you later in life. • Avoid personal loans. • No co-signing for folks. • Go to the doctor. • Actually have fun. Explore, find your hobbies.
- How you make 6-figures and still ain’t got no bitches?
- Money gone get you the finer women. But it ain’t gon’ always get you the better women.
