Pinned
would I suck my own dick if I could? I’ve been jacking off my own dick for like 13 years take a wild guess pal
chad
92K posts
- me: everyone should be comfortable in their own skin :) my brain: except for you me: except for me :)
- why’d they say successful like thatPrince Philip leaves UK hospital after 'successful' heart surgery trib.al/Agx94ar
- this is how canadian women be squirting
- if I ever have a daughter I will simply not care about her sex life because that’s fucking weird
- friday the 13th is just a superstition. the last friday the 13th we had this year was in march and I can’t remember anything bad happening around then so let’s just keep the good times rolling folks
- my literal wife who married me and loves me called me sexy four days ago and I’m still riding that high
- i’m really gonna be 60 years old named chad I can’t fucking take this anymore
- I do not think it should be national news when a celebrity enters rehab and that's just how I feel
- People who actually unpack their suitcase and use the dresser in their hotel room are at a level of responsibility that I will simply never attain
- if a woman broke ur heart u can just say that bro u don’t have to be a misogynist for the rest of ur life because of it
- how you gonna skateboard and be a republican
- why are people still making fun of the name chad. it’s one syllable. it’s aesthetically pleasing. my name’s chad and I’m nice. y’all are just letting dudes named preston go unchecked bc chad’s an easy target? c’mon man. hayden???? tucker????? gimme a fucking break
