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- its crazy that alexander hamilton’s last words were “please dont let a strange bisexual puerto rican turn my life into a rap musical” and yet!
- i like when gay people start a sentence with “no because like”. i think it’s really cool to always talk like you’re answering a question nobody asked
- every SNL documentary is like “man, we broke all the rules. we were breaking rules we didn’t even know existed. i mean we broke so many rules that NBC had to invent new rules for us to break”and then it cuts to archival footage of a sketch that’s just this:Dr. House??? ugh what’s next, a chief surgeon named Apartment Building?
- do you think when bob dylan records he sings completely normally and then goes “now let’s do a silly one” and he just goes with the silly take every time
- every bob dylan song is just like What if there was a guy. What if there was a lady. Here’s some more bullshit,
- remember when meghan trainor tried to make a gay anthem about herself and it just sounded like fascist marching music
- (bob dylan trying to seduce timothee) well when judas iscariot betrayed christ he did so with a kiss and then called him master.. maybe you could be my judas.. (timothee, tweaking tf out bc he didn’t know that you’re not supposed to drink poppers) THATS ON PERIODT
- bob dylan pisses me tf off there’s no way you actually pronounce words like that bro stop it
