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- "What should we call him?" "Idk mate just make something up" *Jihad the Syrian*
01:00BREAKING: Counter Terrorism Police have confirmed the name of the suspect in the Manchester synagogue attack as 35-year-old Jihad al Shamie. They have also announced that there are now three people in custody in relation to the attack. Read more: trib.al/cdYU4GJ - In all seriousness, some courses are so easy โฆ imagine your master thesis basically being an expansion of a twitter thread written by a 14yoI wrote a proposal for a masterโs thesis about how misogyny and cat-hating are inexorably linked.
- Literally this moment for legal๐
- Muslims loaning certain words like โblackpillโ from the rightwing is extremely cringe. Loser mentality at its best.Nothing blackpilled me more about the state of the modern muslim world than seeing a Saturn V Rocket in person.
- "No licenses"๐น People often needed some sort of permission/authorization to operate the markets. And the muhtasib (market inspector) used to check scales and spoiled food since the 12th centuryWalk from Maghreb to Mecca on foot with no passport for hajj. Stay for a year to seek knowledge with no resident visa. Build a house on some empty land with no building permit - just consult with the local elders. Now the land belongs to you. Buy and sell in the market and
- LinkedIn is down the hall and to the left
GIFThe most bizarre coding interview I've ever done was at Facebook when as usual I asked a candidate to write in any language of their choice.. And they nonchalantly said "I'll write it in SQL", to which I almost let loose a chuckle until... - All this bs to push people to join his course where he will teach you copywriting and โhustle ๐คโYou CANT Get Married in 2024 as a Muslim Man. let me break this down realistically. the essential costs are: ใปmahr (dowry) ใปwedding ~$20,000 ใปhouse ~$300,000 ใปcar ~$60,000 ใปfurniture...etc ~$100,000 ใปliving expenses ~$10,000/Month ใปemergency savings ~$50,000 And these
- Whatโs the funniest Kanye moment?
- Oh, to settle down in Medina with your family. may Allah make me capable of that
- Those hashtags are cracking me up. People used to write such long ass hashtags before๐ญ๐ญ


























