how i look waiting for that mutual to reply after i tweet about our shared interest
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- so you’re known for eating five guys on the regular yh ?Went Five Guys 6 minutes ago and the cashier knew my order
- the thing i miss most about uni is spontaneous fun. you really take it for granted until you graduate
- i ain’t even joking, kicking a ball like this makes me question what he raps about more than traploreross ever couldCentral Cee shows off his football ability for the first time at ComplexCon 😭
00:00 - & guys wonder why the olders act like that on their podcasts bro they were out here smoking football pitch !!!These was the darkest days…. I dunno how I started smoking from these days 😭😭😭😭
- talking to teenagers and he’s breathing heavily & remembering his please & thank yous then going home to try take the piss, what happened to your vitriol in person? you’re a coward, and your heart pumps caprisun
- the psyche of dating apps is interesting. swiping through potential love interests as if they were products. surely that has an adverse effect psychologically ?
- i could hear the plantain sizzling 3 scrolls agosaying you miss me & we never linked is crazy
- bro i remember in primary school i wrote that i wanted to be a footballer for my career homework. my mum rubbed it out and wrote Doctor
GIF - guys still think uk thanos is a real person. mi5 cooked her up in a lab like android 16she won. a very entertaining story in 4 parts:
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00:00 - nothing funnier than when a general tweet is actually overly specific. “men from thornton heath with spider tattoos never plan dates”. it’s ok my sister just Text him
- if it was 1way You’d be on it thoDon’t invite me to no karaoke, no bowling, no games night with card games.
