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alan🦕
@ayemrdee
| Online extrovert | #DefendDACA | #BLM |♐️
The Streets
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Born November 29
Joined February 2012
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    alan🦕
    @ayemrdee
    Oct 13, 2020
    Update: I am no longer excited
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    @ayemrdee
    Aug 23, 2020
    Can you tell I’m excited to start grad school this week🎒
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    @ayemrdee
    Mar 9, 2021
    “AND I WILL RETIRE WITH A CROWN YES, NO I’M NOT LUCKY I’M BLESSED YES”
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    @ayemrdee
    Nov 20, 2020
    Georgia just completed the recount & Trump lost again
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    @ayemrdee
    Oct 14, 2025
    MAGA Mexicans were so mad at this 😌
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    Chaos Is A Ladder
    @CallMeJBlxck
    Oct 7, 2025
    What did you do to make the TL hate you?
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    @ayemrdee
    Nov 4, 2024
    Latino straight men get a little trade school certification & suddenly become Trump supporters. Dumb bitches
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    @ayemrdee
    Sep 7, 2019
    Y’all never made these at home? Lmaoo
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    Sep 7, 2019
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    Idk how I thought these were made but definitely not like this LOL
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    @ayemrdee
    Aug 31, 2018
    Cholo dick? Me too
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    @ayemrdee
    Jun 4, 2019
    This is still the best Spongebob video ever 😭
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    @ayemrdee
    Oct 29, 2024
    I finally found my favorite out in public p*rn video 🙈
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    @ayemrdee
    Nov 13, 2025
    ??
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    @ayemrdee
    Nov 5, 2024
    Replying to @mingus_manlo
    You really think those tariffs he’s proposing will not affect you & the supplies you use?
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    @ayemrdee
    Jun 12, 2025
    Seeing circumcised Latinos on my tl is like a knife
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    @ayemrdee
    Nov 28, 2024
    Bottoms today tweeting “I wish I was the one being stuffed”
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    @ayemrdee
    Sep 5, 2018
    Bottoms taking their tops inside their house when hosting