Awesome Rants (@awesome

Awesome Rants

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Awesome Rants

@awesome_rants

2X TRUMP VOTER. NEVER AGAIN. Oh yeah, we use lots of bad words. You are warned. L,V, Adult Situations, Intense scenes, BBQ #DeSantis2028

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Joined May 2023

Awesome Rants
@awesome_rants
Oct 4, 2024
WE COULD HAVE FUCKING HAD THIS GUY YOU STUPID DUMBFUCKS. YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BOOMER CONSPIRACY THEORY CELEBRITY-WORSHIPPING CLICKSERVATIVE GRIFTING ASSHOLE DUMBFUCKS.
Ron DeSantis
@GovRonDeSantis
Oct 3, 2024
With 16 deepwater ports, Florida is a hub for worldwide trade and an essential link in our nation’s supply chain. Four of these ports—Port Everglades, PortMiami, Port Tampa Bay, and JAXPORT—are impacted by the International Longshoreman’s Association strike and the inaction of
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Awesome Rants
@awesome_rants
Jan 5, 2024
THIS IS THE GUY. THIS IS THE GUY THAT WE NORMAL AMERICANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL OF OUR LIVES. DO NOT BLOW THIS CHANCE TO ELECT HIM. #MAGA
Ron DeSantis
@RonDeSantis
Jan 5, 2024
When I'm President, I don't care if it's a Republican Governor like Kim Reynolds, who I am very close with, or a liberal Governor like Newsom, who I have some differences with, when you have natural disasters, leaders got to lead.
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Awesome Rants
@awesome_rants
Jan 20, 2024
EVERY TIME I HEAR, “DESANTIS SHOULD HAVE WAITED” MY RESPONSE IS, “TRUMP SHOULD HAVE WON.”
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@awesome_rants
Sep 29, 2024
SMU SAYS TO THE ACC, "LET US IN AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT GIVING US ANY TV MONEY AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT FSU PROBLEM YOU HAVE FOR FREE." TRUE STORY. #SMU #FSU
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@awesome_rants
Nov 7, 2023
KIM REYNOLDS HAS MORE BALLS THAN LEVIN, SHAPIRO, BONGINO, BECK, CARLSON AND HANNITY COMBINED. DO THE FUCKING RIGHT THING. PUT THE FUCKING COUNTRY FIRST AND STOP USING YOUR WHORE MOUTHS AS A BEDPAN FOR THIS GERIATRIC TANG SNORTER YOU BUNCH OF FENCE RIDING THAI HOOKERS!
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@awesome_rants
Nov 4, 2024
24 HOURS UNTIL I WRITE IN RON DESANTIS FOR PRESIDENT.
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@awesome_rants
Nov 4, 2024
MY VOTING HISTORY: 2000 BUSH 2004 BUSH 2008 MCCAIN 2012 ROMNEY 2016 TRUMP 2020 TRUMP 2024 DESANTIS
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@awesome_rants
Oct 12, 2023
THIS FUCKING ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. THIS FUCKING GUY CAN NEVER BE ALLOWED NEAR THE OVAL OFFICE AGAIN. THIS FUCKING CHEETO SCULPTURE CUCKLEFUCK IS OBSESSED WITH HIMSELF. THERE’S FUCKING BLOOD IN THE STREETS AND HE CAN NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PERSONAL SCORES.
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@awesome_rants
Jan 21, 2024
I GUESS THE ORANGE CULT IS JUST GOING TO GO DOWN IN FLAMES IN NOVEMBER THEN.
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@awesome_rants
Nov 7, 2024
THE BEST THING TRUMP CAN DO IS ASK DESANTIS TO PICK HIS CABINET.
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@awesome_rants
Jan 19, 2024
I WILL POST THIS UNTIL IT FUCKING GETS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING #MAGA HEADS: TRUMP WILL NEVER BE FUCKING PRESIDENT AGAIN NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU VOTE FOR HIM. IT WILL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE TOTAL FUCKING IMBECILES TO YOURSELVES THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION.
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@awesome_rants
Oct 8, 2024
I'VE LIVED THROUGH 79 TROPICAL STORMS/HURRICANES SINCE 2000 AND @RonDeSantis HAS BEEN THE MOST COMPETENT LEADER THIS STATE HAS EVER SEEN BY ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE. I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR ANY PIECE OF SHIT 🍊 CULT MEMBER OR FORGET THEIR BACKSTABBING ACTIONS DURING THE PRIMARY.
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@awesome_rants
Jan 14, 2024
ANY REPUBLICAN THAT ENDORSES TRUMP IN THIS PRIMARY IS OFFICIALLY NEVER GETTING MY SUPPORT OR VOTE IN ANY ELECTION GOING FORWARD IN A PRIMARY OR A GENERAL FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER. #FLORIDAGOP #GOP #REPUBLICAN #CONSERVATIVE #STRAIGHTTICKETVOTER #RUBIO #RANDPAUL #RICKSCOTT #TEDCRUZ
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@awesome_rants
Sep 11, 2023
IF PEOPLE KNEW JUST HOW MUCH MONEY DESANTIS LEFT ON THE TABLE STRAIGHT OUT OF HARVARD LAW SCHOOL TO JOIN THE NAVY BECAUSE OF 9/11 THEY WOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR LYING ABOUT HIM AND SMEARING HIM.
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