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@avogroovy
Word salad, Moscow mules and the dark niche of the interwebs.
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Joined May 2010
If El-Rufai is on a ticket with God. I will vote against both of them. Nothing any of you can do to whitewash a murderous warmongering malicious harpyThis will be an amazing ticket. Thorough technocrats with a track record of delivering, the only ticket that'll personally excite me.
- Nigerians k!ll me man. The following interaction took place at the Nigeria Embassy Madrid. Embassy Staff: Walks into the waiting room and hands a Spanish man his passport with visa. Spanish man: am I done? Can I leave? Embassy staff: You have your visa already you’re asking me
- Let’s not do this please. I donated 0.0194 BTC ($1,182) on October 13 2020 16:40pm and I am saying FEMCO LIED about the Bitcoin transaction. I am not satisfied with the reporting and accountability regarding the Bitcoin transaction specifically.Not one person who contributed money to #EndSARS via Femco has complained. Not one. Not the ones outside, not the ones in Nigeria. Tells you everything. Focus.
- I have been dating Non-Nigerian girls for almost a decade and not a single one has ever asked for Uber, Grab, Cabify fare or bank alert before they show up. Not a single one. Nigerian men deserves better dating experience and I will keep advocating for that. Be free Kings.
- na Alagbon all of una go sleep when the "cops" show up. You people will explain what you mean by hacker house.we need hacker houses in nigeria…there’s an earnest developer community here but the negative PR is crazy.
- Now that Hushpuppi and Abba Kyari are trending and we are talking about how scam doesn’t pay. I hope you all know one of your favorites on Naija Twitter is starting a ponzi crypto project in an attempt to grab money from ignorant, greedy and impressionable crypto enthusiast.
- The guy who illegally detained a girl from Twitter and locked her in a boys quarter because she won’t have sex with him is the blue print of a perfect man and husband? You are either a bad judge of character or have the memory of a goldfish.Kenechukwu is the blueprint of a perfect man and husband. y’all men should learn from him and take care of your woman . That’s what real men do. Get your money up and don’t be a Nuisance online .
- “The soldiers, who were deployed from 65 Battalion, Bonny Camp, Victoria Island, Lagos, told some of the victims’ relatives after dumping them at MRS Hospital that they were sent by Governor Sanwo-Olu. “They came in two Hilux vans with atleast eight bodies. Some were still alive”REVEALED: Nigerian Soldiers Involved In #LekkiMassacre Took Eight Bodies To Bonny Camp Clinic | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/2HyVat0 #EndSARS @HQNigerianArmy
- I told you people long ago that some of these people are only posturing on Twitter for social capital and access to cliques and grants but I was called a misogynist. Sunday brunch is for the loyal disciples.
- Don’t you guys feel weird and conflicted to be on the same side as this guy, his father and their family?I'm sensing a united Nigeria under the flag of the ADC. For the first time in my life as a Nigerian.
- Replying to @unclechibuzoAbike, Adams Oshiomhole, Rochas Okorocha and the list goes on.
- Replying to @avogroovyThe entire embassy smells of rice, beans, stew, egusi and iyan. You can hear the toilet flush from 10 meters away and the papers (circulars) plastered all over the wall is an unpleasant scene. Proper third world both home and abroad.
- I remember Ayobami wrote a thread a few years ago about K1 De Ultimate’s praise of questionable characters with links to drugs and gangs in his music over decades. That thread didn’t stay up for more than an hour before it was taken down. He was probably threatened.Incase you don't know how Nigeria works, this is highly revered and respected 66years old K1 De Ultimate raising hands for Abu Abel, Mr Presidential (Agba Eiye), did you see K1's hands in the air? Just dey play
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