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Austin Narber
@austinnarber
Account Manager at @Trilix. Loyal son of @IowaStateU. Basketball junkie. Allegiances: @Vikings | @RedSox | @celtics. Fan of road trips. I'm a great DJ.
Altoona, IA
Born April 26
Joined December 2009
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    She literally did not stick to her guns.
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    "I'm an adult baby who paid thousands of dollars to sit in this seat and mock the most talented athlete in America."
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    When you realize you're actually the one replacing Kobe.
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    ALABAMA: we're the best ever OKLAHOMA: we crank out heisman-caliber guys IOWA STATE: we're most comfortable with a middle linebacker at qb
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    Genuinely, just insane to witness. Come to Iowa State.
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    One other thing: Respect through the roof for this Houston program. What an awesome addition to the conference. Emmanuel Sharp, down 26, checking to make sure he didn’t hurt Keshon Gilbert when he bonked him on the head? Come on. These guys are great. Kelvin Sampson is great.
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    My man is worth 260 million dollars and brought her back to Hilton Coliseum in July to seal the deal. Come to Iowa State.
    Tyrese Haliburton has called game once again. This time at center court in Hilton Coliseum 💍
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    Lord, grant me the restraint in everyday life that Matt Campbell just showed in that halftime interview, holy shit lol
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    Rockkkkkk Chaaaaaalk Shayyyyyyooooook Slayyyyyyed Youuuuuu
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    Breece Hall: 18 touches, 155 yards Xavier Hutchinson: 2 receiving TDs Jayden Higgins: 4 for 32 Jaylin Noel: 2-13-1 Allen Lazard: Exercise! David Montgomery: A passing TD? Sure. Cyclone receivers from the 2022 team alone outscored the Ravens 21-10 today. Come to Iowa State.
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    If I’m Campbell, I let it rip in this press conference. Absolutely pop off. Go to war for Dekkers. You’re the only one who can, and you have an obligation to respond to a broken part of this sport that continually keeps fucking your team. Light it up.
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    We are not talking about this enough.
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    [OU-KSU pregame] SNYDER: in my day it was ground & pound RILEY: [spins fidget spinner] yeah idk dude we'll probably just throw it 85 times
    Big 12 now has the oldest and youngest head coaches in FBS.
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    Last night you were in my room. Now my bed sheets smell like you.