“my bad” “you’re good” is my favorite english language exchange
Patrick
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- Having a child is probably insane. Imagine you're driving home from your job that you hate in your car that doesn't work to your house that you don't own and there's a little thing there that asks you for ice cream cake for dinner
- "Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder
- “are you this old” i used one of these 3 days agoAre you this old?
- Why do people act like edibles make them black outTook an edible last night and found these in my Camera Roll
- I'm at work until 9 and my girlfriend just called me up asking how to put a bit in my drill so she can drill a hole. A deep, ice cold panic just flushed through my entire body
- One time I was trying to figure out where my parents hid my DS and I found a bunch of books called stuff like "Caring for the 'Special' Child" and "The 'Difficult' Child: A Roadmap"
- my girlfriend’s stomach hurts. she just requested one wheat thin and one grape for dinner
- I was playing guitar thinking "my pocket is really full. What's in there"
