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me and my friend: (both just cried) 👍👍
aubrey
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- if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person
- the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks
- I love hitting a paywall and being like "guess we'll never know"
- if you’re still calling x twitter STAY IN LINEWarners Reverses Course: Changes Max’s Name Back to HBO Max hollywoodreporter.com/business/digit…
- oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin
- everyone should get 1 interview with oprah to talk about their boyfriend
- a guy hurt my feelings and my friend was like “wait that potato looking motherfucker?” and now I’m cured of it
- more jobs should be about knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty
- today this is about $58I'm always spending $7
- very easy to fold a fitted sheet if you don’t care
- hamas camera. go fuck yourselvesBREAKING: The Israeli military says its strike on a Gaza hospital that killed 20 people, including five journalists, was aimed at what it believed was a Hamas camera. apnews.com/article/israel…
- the vibe at every job right now is what makes people start fight clubs
