Maria🌹
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God's Precious Flower🌼. Plea Peddler ⚖️.Advocate Trainee📚
Kajiado, Kenya
Born January 24
Joined September 2016
- Ive just rem one petty reason That made me dump someone…Tumeshikwa na Traffic cops instead ajitetee kama mwanaume akasema “Babe tell them who your dad is”😭😭….Never been pissed like that before.
- Sisi tungeskia Gari ya Fadhe while its still on the road before it makes the turn to the gate....And the sitting room would clear faster than lightning😂😂😂Mrembo wake pekee ndo ange baki hapo....
- I seriously need a job can’t be laughing on Twitter whole day...
- Kutoka na Mwanaume “mbali” achia wazazi wake 😂
- So many serious cases like The Obado case and countless others ...but hey No lets focus on Edgar Obare because he’s hurt the Governors feelings 😂😂Kwendeni huko
- Naskia Tumefikiwa…Luhya girls wekeni picha za face card tayari, hapo 9 something we are shaking this Twitter with unprovoked beauty 😎
- Huku Webuye someone who’s never been in Nairobi has been told she’s registered in Kasarani 😂
- Baba asijaribu kutoa presser..if anything he should start vlogging about life in karen & Bondo 😂
- Fun fact about me is that I’ll go watch movies alone,Go have lunch/dinner by myself..Travel alone and most importantly go dance by myself.I love me I hope it remains that way.
- Middle class mngekuwa mnapigania health care poa na cost of living vile mnapigania sneakers na watch pengine serikali ingewaskiza....







