Yall wanna hear some crazy shit?
Our home owners insurance premium went up because , drum roll plsβ¦
We DONT have a mortgage.
Thatβs right, our house is paid off & we are being penalized for NOT having a mortgage.
You canβt make this upβ¦
My uber driver to the airport is going 30 mph over the speed limit, has a check engine light on, & is blasting Metallica.
We have now entered 30% tip territoryβ¦
Itβs pretty disgusting that liberal women are making fun of JDβs pink tie. He wore that because October is breast cancer awareness month, you hateful, mouth breathing, oxygen thieves.
Idaho just did something incredible, take a bow, Idaho. They just unanimously passed a bill to give child sex abusers the automatic death penalty.
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