Astafgorilla🔻🪂
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Astafgorilla🔻🪂
@astaf_gorilla
Joined January 2021
what is the FUNNIEST scene in a sitcom/tv show?- Those gaps are your entire uni life. Spending time w friends, exploring canteens in other faculty blocks, running off to the nearest mall then rushing back to class, napping in your friend's dorm room, swimming @ the uni pool, jogging ard campus, i could literally go on & on...
- If you put a bunch of SEAsians together in a space, late into the night and there is nothing else to do, someone is going to start telling ghost stories. Just a matter of time lolSE Asia is connected by 5 things: rice, rural provincial gay boys, campy pageant queens, a deep fear of ghosts due to the region being so haunted and endless petty corruption as daily inconveniences
- When Hamas visits me and my family... "EAT HABIBI EAT!"
Replying to @jordsjailaccWaiting for Hamas to visit you and your family. - House MD making a police officer the big bad for a season will never not be iconic. Not a crooked one even. Just a pig being a pig.
- Holy shit the NUS students who protested against the Palestinian genocide on campus were raided at their campus residences. Apparently they were questioned and some of their items including laptops, phones amd even clothes were confiscated. WTF
- To be clear everyone should shower in the morning before starting their day, regardless of race, language or religion.
- Fully deserved. Fuck privileged sgean vehicle owners who drive like shit thinking they can get away with it.Motorcyclists attack S'pore Maserati for causing fatal accident after making illegal U-turn at Second Link bit.ly/3GPXPNO
00:00 - Whenever you feel like holding your nose in public transport, choose not to sit next to our migrant workers on the bus/mrt, act like they are some sort of bogeyman, maybe think about how, in times of danger, many of them don't think twice about extending a helping hand to sgeans.Tanjong Katong sinkhole: Site foreman & 3 workers rescued driver with nylon rope within 2-3 minutes bit.ly/3J3JRIV
- My friend told his chinese colleague there is a special dish at nasi padang stalls called nasi kangkang and his colleague tried to order it for lunch hahahahhahahahahhaaaa Makcik was not amused.
- United by coconut and pandanSE Asia is connected by the same long list of desserts but they just go by different names ☠️
- Sg chn ppl who say they don't need to shower in the morning because they have the ABCC11 gene, you can still smell rank even if you hv it dumbasses - oily scalp, dried up saliva/sweat, unwashed bedsheets/pillowcases, yeast/bacteria build-up on skin etc.
- One last thing to add. Sgean chn ppl become like 1000 x worse when they hang ard white ppl. They try so hard they let their masks slip.Replying to @kangminleeAs my Singaporean friend used to say, the "Jungle Asians" 😂😭
